Reaching True Celebrity Status

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Interesting Excuses

I have gotten to the point now where I dont really want anymore friends I mean enough is enough right, for some reason though people keep on sending me friend requests even after I have already rejected them once and then procede to leave me messages asking why they have not been added to my buddy list, so to get rid of this problem i have decided that only the inteligent and lucky ones will be added to my list... The ones who can come up with unique and intesting Excuses, Here is my frist lists of good and bad!!!

Good List:
I get bored at work easily, you seem like an interesting person and I would like to get to know you, I am from New York and am not looking for anything other than an interesting conversation. (Got on the list cause he was sincere, and most men arnt)

Because you know That I am hot and you are hot and we can have hot conversations (I just thought it was funny for a guy to say hot 3 times in one sentence, he must be a tad different if u catch my drift)

Because acording to the myans the apocolyps will occur on Dec. 21, 2012 and I would like to get to know you before then (very informative but somehow i believe somewhat not exactly true, but only time will tell)


Bad List
The best way to get on the bad list is to use a cheesy pick up line and here are my best ones ive gotten.
  • You must be a parking ticket because you have fine writen all over you
  • Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here
  • Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
  • I have only three months to live. ..
  • Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth! (The worse part is im american and my dad is canadian and we live in america, which in this country makes him a legal alien)
  • Hi, my name is Chris. I'm funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure.
  • You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way
  • Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?