Interesting Excuses

I have gotten to the point now where I dont really want anymore friends I mean enough is enough right, for some reason though people keep on sending me friend requests even after I have already rejected them once and then procede to leave me messages asking why they have not been added to my buddy list, so to get rid of this problem i have decided that only the inteligent and lucky ones will be added to my list... The ones who can come up with unique and intesting Excuses, Here is my frist lists of good and bad!!!

Good List:
I get bored at work easily, you seem like an interesting person and I would like to get to know you, I am from New York and am not looking for anything other than an interesting conversation. (Got on the list cause he was sincere, and most men arnt)

Because you know That I am hot and you are hot and we can have hot conversations (I just thought it was funny for a guy to say hot 3 times in one sentence, he must be a tad different if u catch my drift)

Because acording to the myans the apocolyps will occur on Dec. 21, 2012 and I would like to get to know you before then (very informative but somehow i believe somewhat not exactly true, but only time will tell)


Bad List
The best way to get on the bad list is to use a cheesy pick up line and here are my best ones ive gotten.

• You must be a parking ticket because you have fine writen all over you

• Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here
• Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
• I have only three months to live. ..
• Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth! (The worse part is im american and my dad is canadian and we live in america, which in this country makes him a legal alien)
• Hi, my name is Chris. I'm funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure.
• You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way
• Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
  

NO I DO NOT WANT TO DATE U ONLINE SORRY!!!!

What is with people these days who want to just date people all the time online, i mean sorry i am not going to be "dating" someone who lives thousands of miles away from me i wont even date someone who lives 50 miles away thats just stupid, especially when you are young, i mean i cant hug u and i cant kiss u what is the point we are basically just friends i mean sorry but internet physical activities aren't real and you need to get that into your pea size brain!

No i wont fly across the world

Ok, why do people keep on asking me to fly half way around the world, or offer for them to flyaround the world to meet me. I mean i can understand doing that for Eminem or the Queen of England, but me, are these people out of their minds? I mean im just me, im no super star just plain old me, what makes them want to meet me so bad, people are strange!!!!

Retourn of the Crazy girl

Ok, everyone knows that there are straight people, bi people, and homosexual people. Ok this girl has a distorted view of that, she claims she is a lesbian, however she like guys and likes doing things with guys (last time i checked that made you not a lesbian). And on top of that insanity she is still trying to convince herself that every man is straigt and every woman is bi, and sorry but I am straigt. She is harrasing me after i have blocked her this girls intent in life is to make the straigt women of the world feel uncomphortable so next time you see a girl running away from a girl you know why, its not because they are arguning, its probably becase someone is hitting on someone that doesnt want to be hit on by them. I mean sorry but if a guy i dont like starts hitting on me im not going to be happy and what does this girl think, that her hitting on me is just going to make my whole world better.... if anyone ever runs into someone like this, label them as completley usless to the society.... i sure will

Messaging "friends"

Ok so i message this girl on tagged, and what happens, she starts getting mad at me because i sent her a message that said whats up, i mean you are on my friends list, i can assume if you are on my friends list you don't have a problem with me, why do people just add for the sake of having someone who has a lot of friends, i mean do they not think that we will talk to them, we are real people, what is her deal, note to all of you, don't look surprised when one of your "friends" on a social network says hi, just because a lot of ppl out there just add for the sake of adding you might just run into someone that doesn't, get over yourself, if you don't want to talk to someone just take them off your friends list, is that not common sense?

Ok people are out of their minds

I have a profile on taggged.com, and these boys from like Egypt, and the middle east are always askimg me if they can come over and marry me , and all i can say is first of all in my country im 17 its illegal to marry me right now and all they say is i dont care, then they are all like I love you to me 10 times a day and they ask me if i love them and I say no i dont even know you and then they go are you mad at me and i say leave me along and then they say y are u mad at me. wow people are not inteligent.

Ok Girls Out of their Mind

Ok, some people are so bad and annoying this girl is a lesbian and i dont have anythign against lesbians i just have stuff against ignorant people in general, she starts hitting on me and i say um sorry i dont swing that way but she keeps on going so i just ignor her and then she starts talking about how every girl likes girls and i know that is not true along with most of the population, but this girl would not give up and im sorry but not everyone in the world has tyo like you if you believe this you are too ignorant to function in normal life and you should not bug people anymore, thats why i blocked you as most others do to, you think you would get the point, just drop it, im straight and i like that im not bi or gay and never will be its just not who i am get over yourself not everyone will love u.!!!

I love what they say

Ok, sometimes my "friends" say the stupedest things like "are you a girl?" of course does it look like im a man... and read my profile if u are gunna friend me, gosh, then things like "all girls are bi they just dont know it yet" sorry im stright and i know that for a fact i like guys just deal with it its not all about u .... then i always just have to think bout what my dad always said "look at how stupid the average person is..... then think that 50% of the population is stupider than that...." isnt that a scary thought...

People Say the Darndest Things

Ok so like why does everyone ask if the person in the profile is actually a picture of you, i mean if ur not like strange and have a random few pictures of one person that is very obviously the same person, why thats all i have to ask and why must people be so mean about it and debate with you that you are really not the person in the picture, wow people never cease to amaze me

My Original Intentions

I just added a profile one day to talk to a few people while I was bored at work. This some how culminated into more and more people untill I was talking to many upon many of people in a week. I am shocked to see that I have reached such a number and people are still adding me more and more, when do you become a social Network Celeb? what qualifys? Im starting to wonder myself and this is my journey on the path i now walk.